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Hi, I'm Anna, I'm really moody, you will probably notice that I post super happy cute things one day and extremely emo shit the next day.

I make fun of humanity a lot, and although I am immune to criticism, I am not against people making fun of me, it doesn't bother me.

I'm studying a Masters at the moment, hopefully a PhD in a few years.






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fuck being a vampire, I’d much prefer to be a witch
textbook:

remember that book the witches by roald dahl? remember the movie? that movie frightened me to no end. anyway, in the book, witches are all organized to rid the world of children and lead by the grand high witch. unhappy that children still roam the earth, the grand high witch devises formula 86 that will turn whomever drinks it to a mouse. to get this to children she plans to traffic it through sweet shops run by other witches. long story short, people get wise and the witches end up with a taste of their own medicine…literally. now, to recognize a witch there are some tricks to follow-they wear gloves to hide their claws, shoes to hide their toe-less feet (aka no sandals/peep toes), they wear wigs and they have purple eyes. the grand high witch is described as very glamorous while incognito and hideous under the surface…go figure.1: kids suck: dress and tights by bottega veneta, gloves by lanvin, shoes by givenchy2: heading to the annual witch meeting: dress by givenchy, cape and gloves by ann demeuelemeester, shoes by lanvin3: makin’ some formula 86: dress and gloves by lanvin, shoes by calvin klein

fuck being a vampire, I’d much prefer to be a witch

textbook:

remember that book the witches by roald dahl? remember the movie? that movie frightened me to no end. anyway, in the book, witches are all organized to rid the world of children and lead by the grand high witch. unhappy that children still roam the earth, the grand high witch devises formula 86 that will turn whomever drinks it to a mouse. to get this to children she plans to traffic it through sweet shops run by other witches. long story short, people get wise and the witches end up with a taste of their own medicine…literally. now, to recognize a witch there are some tricks to follow-they wear gloves to hide their claws, shoes to hide their toe-less feet (aka no sandals/peep toes), they wear wigs and they have purple eyes. the grand high witch is described as very glamorous while incognito and hideous under the surface…go figure.
1: kids suck: dress and tights by bottega veneta, gloves by lanvin, shoes by givenchy
2: heading to the annual witch meeting: dress by givenchy, cape and gloves by ann demeuelemeester, shoes by lanvin
3: makin’ some formula 86: dress and gloves by lanvin, shoes by calvin klein

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    fuck being a vampire, I’d much prefer to be a witch
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    i was scared watching that .. at 7? or 6?
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    when am i perfect enough to dress like this?
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    reblogging because that book was the first book that properly scared the hell out of me.
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    3 looks like fun
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